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FAQs

Answers to some popular questions.

- I love buzzwords, psychobabble, walls of text, cliches, and purple prose. Are you the writer for me?

Um, no. 

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- Why should I hire you? 

I nourish important relationships based on trust with my clients - because I take the time to know them. I learn about their businesses, their target audiences, their goals and their needs. I take stress away and save them time. 

- How much do you charge? 

I prefer to charge by the project, rather than by the hour. I find this is reassuring for everyone, for its transparency and certainty. I offer a free 30-minute consultation in which we can discuss your project(s). I will get a quote to you within 24 hours of our session. Book your free consultation here.

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- I can hire someone cheaply from an outsourcing company for next to nothing. Why wouldn't I?

You could go travelling to Covid hotspots unvaccinated during a pandemic without insurance, too. Doesn't mean it's a great idea. 

- What is creative direction? 

Great question. Check out my page on this little-known but fabulous subject here.

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- How much do you charge for a mixture of your services, say a bit of website writing, a bit of video scriptwriting, and a bit of research?

We can go over what you want to do together, and I'll do a quote for you. Book in a (free) consultation with me here.

- Can I hire you to do ongoing work for me and if so, do you charge a retainer? 

Yes, and yes. And guess what? All my clients on retainer agreements get a 5% discount off my normal fee, as a gesture of thanks for the guaranteed work!

You might like to hire me for writing regular blogs or newsletters or update content on your website monthly - or a zillion other things. Let's go over what you want to do together, and I'll do a quote for you. Book in your (free) consultation with me here.

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- I need frequent small updates to my website. Do you do this?

I do. Menus, product updates, new items in your online store, new services, monthly banner promotions, all that and more. Let's chat. 

- Do you charge a deposit?

Yes, 30% for most jobs. In some cases such as very small jobs, full payment may be requested at the outset. For general rates, see here​.

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- I need a website overhaul / new website. Can you help?

Yes, in so many ways. I can make or improve a website for you in collaboration with my web developer partner, YourWeb, or I can work with your own website builder, providing content and/or creative direction, SEO services, etc.

- How much do you charge for a mixture of your services, say a bit of website writing, a bit of video scriptwriting, and a bit of research?

We can go over what you want to do together, and I'll do a quote for you. 

For general rates, see here​

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 - Are small jobs ok? I've literally just got one tiny wee email I need writing...

Absolutely. No job is too small. 

- Do you charge a rush rate?

Yes. This varies depending on circumstances and it's not always an option but I'll notify you in advance and you can choose to go for it, or not.

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- I need both photos and words, can you provide both?

Yes. I collaborate with a professional photographer and we can do case studies, events and any other jobs requiring copywriting and images for you. 

See more here.

- I've never done a video before, will I be able to follow a script? 

Yes, you'll find it a breeze. I've spent 20+ years in the screen industry as a scriptwriter. I write scripts for laypeople that are simple and jargon-free. Including video on your site acts as a huge drawcard. Do it! 

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- Why Paisley Chameleon?

Why the name? Simple. I adore chameleons with their spiral tails, hilarious little faces, and ability to go incognito. Paisley is my favourite pattern. And I'm a sucker for a bit of randomness.

- More questions?

I can't wait to chat. 

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